Happy New Year: 2025 Review!
Greetings, as difficult as it is to believe these are the final hours of 2025 and a brand new year of great opportunities and exciting experiences lies ahead. This year has absolutely flown in, as has the decade itself in which we are now very firmly in, and I’m leaving it behind with some fond memories. As usual, I’d like to send off 2025 with my top choices for entertainment that I reviewed on this site during the year. If you’d like to give a shout out to anything in particular that grabbed your interest these past 12 months, feel free to mention it in the comments.
Television Show of the Year: The Twilight Zone
A show so iconic that its very name became a shorthand for someone experiencing a bizarre or strange scenario that defies explanation. The first incarnation of the science fiction and horror anthology series ran from 1959 to 1964 and was presented by the always smooth Rod Serling. 156 episodes were broadcast in that time and I’d be hard pressed to mention any that irked me as the level of quality was fairly high throughout its run. Being a black and white show certainly dates ‘The Twilight Zone’ but it also adds to the bountiful charm it has as does the number of old high profile actors or actresses who made appearances.
Book of the Year: Joyland
Published in 2013, this is a short and sweet novel straight from the mind of Stephen King. This one might be easily lost among the sprawling bibliography of King’s but I found it enthralling nonetheless. The story follows an early twenty something called Devin Jones in the summer of 1973 as he tries to forget his cheating ex-girlfriend and attempts to hold down a summer job in an amusement park. This isn’t any ordinary amusement park as there had been a grisly murder of a young woman in the Horror House attraction a few years prior. It is rumoured that the ghost of the woman occasionally appears at the site of her unhappy end.
Game of the Year: Minecraft
The Swedish sandbox game from 2011 which took the world by storm and didn’t let up. It still retains its crown as the bestselling video game in history to this day as countless players roam their custom maps, building the expansive structures of their imagination. There are no shortage of players who have needed to battle against Creepers, Zombies and Spiders, to name a few of the deadly enemy AI, only to end up losing their hard earned items once slain. This is one game that will continue on well into the future as it constantly reinvents itself with new updates every few years.
Film of the Year: Duel
Released in 1971, ‘Duel’ is among one of Steven Spielberg’s first forays into directing and is a clear indication that he had a bright future ahead of him. With a small cast of characters, Spielberg is able to conjure up a tense movie about a driver trying to survive a cat and mouse game with a trucker who has a bad case of road rage. The lead character of David is played by Dennis Weaver while his deadly adversary is never fully revealed as the audience only catches glimpses of him. After watching this one, some viewers might think twice about overtaking a truck any time soon.
There we have it! We have reached the end of the blog update and the end of the year. I’ll be enjoying a bit of a break after something of a busy period these last few weeks but I’ll soon be hard at work on my next update for the site in January. I’ll also be tending to some future Write Wise entries that are already being planned out as you read this. Those should prove to be enjoyable additions to an ever growing bibliography. I’m hoping that 12 months from now we will all be looking back on a prosperous and significant year. Have a happy New Year and a great 2026!
Quote of the Day
These go to 11.
Nigel Tufnel
This is Spinal Tap
Merry Christmas 2025!
Greetings, this is just my usual post wishing you a Merry Christmas as the big day is only one sleep away. Have a great day tomorrow and hopefully you’ll get all the presents you are wishing for. I’m already looking forward to drinking copious amounts of mulled wine, tucking into some good food and snacking on more sweets than I should. Falcon’s blog will be back on New Year’s Eve with the traditional annual round up.
Quote of the Day
Sorry. Checkout lines were worse than rush-hour on the 95. If I heard "Silent Night" one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages.
Dana Scully
The X-Files
Minecraft
Greetings, ‘Minecraft’ is a sandbox game from 2011 which needs no introduction. It was developed and published by Mojang Studios with Swedish designers Markus ‘Notch’ Persson and Jens ‘Jeb’ Bergsten being cited as the main creators. Despite being released 14 years ago, the game is still receiving major updates as of last year. Few games can be considered as equivalent or boast of the same colossal cultural impact this one has had. It is the bestselling video game of all time with over 350 million copies sold as of 2025 and 140 million active players were running around in 2021, most of which would probably skew younger in age ranges. A large part of ‘Minecraft’s’ appeal is the chilled out instrumental score by German composer Daniel Rosenfeld, better known as C148, which is instantly recognisable even years after not having emerged oneself in the game.
The idea behind the game is as simple as it is addictive and it can be played in either two modes. Those modes are ‘survival’ and ‘creative’ which can be played as a solo experience or co-operatively. In the former, players are given free rein to explore effectively never ending maps, extract resources from the world around them, craft items based on the acquired resources and build structures that are only as limited as their imagination. While out scavenging, players will have to satiate their hunger and avoid being killed by the vast array of dreaded monsters, such as the explosive Creepers, that mainly come out at night. There are other mobs in the game that are neutral or willing to trade with players such as the oddly proportioned race known as Testificates while others, such as wolves, can be tamed and assist the player.
As if seemingly infinite maps weren’t enough, there are also other dimensions such as the Hellish realm known as the Nether which has many flowing rivers of lava or the End. Both of these dimensions are accessed through portals and have unique mobs of their own which are often hostile. Venturing through the End dimension and slaying the Ender Dragon roaming within causes the credits to roll so ‘Minecraft’ arguably has a simple story connected to it and a proper finale. After defeating the winged creature, players respawn in the same map to play on as long as they wish to. The aforementioned ‘Creative Mode’ removes any dangers to the player and provides them with an inexhaustible supply of every resource as well as gives them the ability to fly. It is very much intended for players who just want to create buildings.
‘Minecraft’ has spawned urban legends such as the ghostly Herobrine said to be lurking within the game, launched the Youtube careers of many notable internet celebrities and has its own fan conventions that draws in significant numbers. There are also several spin-off games such as ‘Minecraft: Story Mode’ which was published by Telltale Games in late 2015 and early 2016. In addition, it had its own panned movie adaptation released this year with Jack Black and Jason Momoa among the primary cast. ‘A Minecraft Movie’ plagued the internet for a few months with awful memes and was infamous for the atrocious behaviour of young fans causing disturbances in many cinemas. Unruly children who enjoy it aside, there is much to like about ‘Minecraft’ and I’ve whiled away many an hour mindlessly and therapeutically mining away in the depths of its worlds.
Plot= 5 /10
Characters = 5/10
Graphics = 6 /10
Overall = 8/10
Quote of the Day
I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.
Annie Wilkes
Misery
The Quiz Part 17
Greetings, the cold November nights are upon us once again and coming alongside the chill in the air is the Annual Quiz! As usual, there are 10 questions covering a range of topics from history, entertainment, Write Wise and a little bit of geography this time around too. The answers are hidden below and don’t forget to write your scores in the comments. Mark managed to squeak out a win last year with a score of 7 while Aaron and Joh settled on 6 but it could all change with this quiz. Best of luck!
1. Who is the American aerospace engineer, business tycoon and film producer that became increasingly reclusive and eccentric in his old age and is also the subject of the 2004 biopic ‘The Aviator?’
2. Who said this? – “Good grief.”
3. Following the defeat of the Third Reich in the Second World War, Berlin was divided into four sectors that were controlled by the United Kingdom, the United States, the Soviet Union and which other Allied power?
4. Put these British cities in order from northern most geographical location to southern most – A. Belfast B. Cardiff. C. Edinburgh. D. York. E. Ipswich
5. Peter Sellers plays the clumsy Inspector Clouseau in the ‘Pink Panther’ films but what actually is ‘the Pink Panther’ that the movies derive their name from?
6. Which Irish coastal town is subtly referenced in the opening scenes of ‘The Kepler Experiment’?
7. Name the characters.
8. Unscramble the letters to reveal an actor – ADOLDN ADUESRTHLN
9. Mark wrote a total of 7 books for Write Wise, 2 of which belong to a single series, but what is that series called?
10. Prior to becoming the 39th President of the United States and a centenarian in 2024, what legume did Jimmy Carter farm in Georgia?
Spoilers!
1. Howard Hughes
2. Charlie Brown
3. France
4. C. Edinburgh, A. Belfast, D. York, E. Ipswich, B. Cardiff.
5. A pink diamond
6. Dingle
7. Sabrina Spellman and Salem Saberhagen
8. Donald Sutherland
9. Hunted
10. Peanuts
Quote of the Day
Would you like a closer look?
David Lincoln
Waxwork
Santa Clarita Diet
Greetings, ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ is a horror comedy television series that was created by Victor Fresco and ran from 2017 to 2019. During this time, it aired 30 episodes across 3 seasons before being cancelled by Netflix after a particularly intriguing cliff-hanger. The principal cast consists of Drew Barrymore who came to prominence as a child actress in ‘E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial’ and Timothy Olyphant who had a primary role in the 2010 remake of ‘The Crazies’. Liv Hewson plays their daughter but her acting credits so far are fairly limited while Skyler Gisondo, who stared in ‘Liquorice Pizza’ in addition to this year’s ‘Superman’, is another major cast member. Other performers include Mary Elizabeth Ellis who was in ‘Liquorice Pizza’ too and Natalie Morales who had a recurring role in ‘Parks and Recreation’. ‘Firefly’ stars Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk are also part of the team. Tudyk took over Fillion’s role for the third season when he was unavailable. The score was composed by John Debney, who was also involved in ‘The Relic’ and ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’, and Jeff Russo who contributed to the ‘Fargo’ TV show.
As can be gleamed from the title, the series is set in California’s Santa Clarita. It follows husband and wife realtors Sheila and Joel Hammond who are the parents of impulsive teenage girl Abby. During a house viewing with prospective buyers, the timid Sheila suddenly becomes sick and vomits an amount that is far beyond normal. She thinks she somehow hurled up an internal organ of hers as a fleshy red ball was discovered on the floor. A panicked Joel takes Sheila to the emergency department but they leave once it is clear they aren’t going to be seen any time soon. In the days following the disturbing occurrence, Joel is starting to notice that his wife is acting somewhat strangely but Sheila insists that she has never felt better. The unusual behaviours include her acting recklessly were she once would had been risk averse and her being consumed by a ravenous sexual appetite. The strangest phenomena is when they discover that Sheila no longer has a heartbeat. Confused by what it all means, Joel takes her next door to be inspected by the nerdy neighbour named Eric as he is interested in all sorts of weird subjects.
Eric, one of Abbey’s school friends, comes to the conclusion that Sheila is the living dead and that she is being driven entirely by the primal impulses of her Id. He also warns that she will need to consume human flesh and that she will likely begin to decompose and literally fall apart in time. Worryingly he also informs Joel that he may have to kill her himself if she turns feral. Later on the increasingly free spirited Sheila is at a bar where she dances with new realtor Gary, who is successfully taking their customers out from under them, as she finds him attractive. Despite her overwhelming desire to sleep with him, she stays loyal to Joel and goes home alone. The next day Gary turns up at the Hammond household where he finds Sheila gardening. Unhappy with how the other night ended Gary tries to force himself on Sheila but is taken by complete surprise when she starts mauling him. Joel is struggling with all the madness that is happening to his wife but he clings to the hope that he and Sheila can somehow make it through. He wanders into the garden and looks on terrified at the gruesome sight of his wife eating Gary.
I didn’t know much about ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ except for its cannibalistic elements before taking the plunge but it had been on my watch list for years. Once I did finally sit down to see it, I wasn’t overly struck and thought it was going to be a clichéd sitcom but I’m glad to say that the show founds its footing after a few episodes. Even though some of the jokes could be seen a mile away and character’s decisions became predictable early on, I still found it endearing and looked forward to the next episode as they often ended on a cliff-hanger. The show builds up an interesting and unique lore to explain the history of zombification. It is also revealed in the first season that there is an ancient order of hunters that slay the undead which imperils Sheila and Joel. If you’re looking for something a bit different and don’t mind the light gore, ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ might be the show for you.
Plot=8/10
Characters=8/10
Special Effects=7/10
Overall=8/10
Quote of the Day
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood. Come with me.
Candyman
Candyman
Joyland - 400th Blog Update
Greetings, ‘Joyland’ is a 2013 novel written by horror icon Stephen King and was published under the ‘Hard Case Crime’ label. As can be gleamed from the name, the publisher specialises in printing the types of hardboiled crime stories that were so popular with readers in the 1940s and 50s. King had previously released ‘The Colorado Kid’ with them in 2005 shortly after the founding of the company a year prior. He would collaborate with them again in 2021 when he released ‘Later’ which is described as a combination of horror and crime genres. While ‘Joyland’ does have crime elements within the story, it falls heavily into the slice of life genre too for the majority of its plot but with the typical supernatural motifs King is known for. At 288 pages it isn’t a particularly long book. It is very much a character driven piece and has a fairly simplistic plot as far as King’s other titles go. Unlike most of his other works, there are no film or television adaptations of this story yet although the development of a show had been announced in 2018 with no further notifications in recent years.
The story is set in North Carolina in 1973 and is told from the perspective of a young college student by the name of Devin Jones. The cash strapped Jones is in his early 20s and in a deteriorating relationship with his first girlfriend Wendy when he takes a job for the summer at an amusement park called Joyland. He is tasked with operating the rides which he comes to master quickly under the tutelage of Lane Hardy, an old pair of hands in the carnival business. Devin finds that he is especially gifted at being the silent mascot Howie the Happy Hound which the children adore. Early on in his stint at Joyland, Devin meets the local fortune teller Rozzie who puts on an Eastern European accent for her customers and dresses herself in stereotypical Gypsy clothing when on the clock. Like the character she created for her show, Rozzie’s prophetic powers are also fictitious. Sometimes, however, she believes she has actual supernatural insight and offers Devin her premonition. Rozzie vaguely prophesies that there will be two children who will play an important role in Devin’s life.
One is a girl sporting a red hat and another is a boy who has a dog. Rozzie reveals that one of them is paranormally gifted. Devin takes the message on board but he isn’t convinced by the cryptic foreshadowing. While working at the park, he befriends his co-workers Erin and Tom who all become intrigued by the dark history of ‘Joyland’. A woman named Linda Gray was brutally murdered some years earlier and her body was found discarded in the Horror House attraction. Long-time employees swear that the fearful attraction is haunted by her ghost who is unable to move on into the next life. As the summer continues, Devin is prancing about as Howie in front of an engaged audience when he notices a girl in a red hat is choking on a hotdog. He sprints towards the girl and saves her from certain death. The moment sees Devin hailed as a hero in the local papers and he begins to wonder if Rozzie’s prophecies weren’t as bogus as he first thought.
Regarding the aforementioned simplicity of the storyline, when I got towards the middle of the book I was wondering if it really was going anywhere as it seemed to be more interested in the minutia of Devin’s life than in the mystery of the murdered woman it was teasing. Despite a bit of aimlessness in the middle ‘Joyland’ did ramp up to an exciting conclusion that tied everything up nicely. Overall, I enjoyed this book and its portrayal of carnival life which is depicted by King of having its own lingo that is used throughout the work. On a small note, this blog has reached its next big milestone as this is the 400th entry on the site. It has taken quite a while to get here with 100 entries being reached in December 2010, 200 on New Year’s Eve of 2013 and 300 coincided with the 10th anniversary back in July 2018. At the current rate of output the big 500 won’t be reached until 2032. That seems very far away but then again 2025 did too at one point. We shall all have to wait and see if that milestone can be crossed.
Plot = 7/10
Characters = 7/10
Wording = 8/10
Overall = 7/10
Quote of the Day
This is terrific work, if you like rejection.
Bob Woodward
All the President’s Men
