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The FRA Christmas Special
The adventures of Fletch and Roman Christmas special Narrator: Ohh hello Friends, Welcome to the adventures of Fletch and Roman Christmas special. Yes, Christmas is just around the corner. This is sure to confuse you. Happy Christmas! Roman: Seasons greetings, Welcome we’ll try to keep up to the standards of Christmas movies such as Jingle all the way, Muppets Christmas Carol, Home alone, A wonderful life. Which you could be watching right now instead of reading this. …Still here? Fletch: Yes, classics. We don’t have a chance do we? Roman: Not if were telling a story. Fletch:………Nuts. Roman: I thought we were going to do stand up. Fletch: Have you ever had Old under wear thrown at you? It’s not a nice feeling. More of a general Aggggghhhh. You know? I am not going to do that again. Roman: Sigh, Let’s just read a story. Fletch lifts book from bookshelf. Fletch opens book. Fletch: A. the indefinite… Roman interrupts. Roman: That’s a dictionary. Fletch: It’s words on a book, isn’t it? Roman: A dictionary isn’t really a Christmas theme. Fletch: Okay, I’ll make up my own story then. It’ll be up there with the classics. Roman: Oh… this can’t be good. Fletch: On a cold December morning, a scientist needed to get a present for his friend, He could not go to the shops as they had all their stock bought. Last minute buyers, always need saving. (In story) Dr. Mosan: Hmm…It’s nearly Christmas, I really should have bought my presents earlier. What should I get for the Judge. He loves Cactuses and other weird stuff. A few seconds later Dr. Mosan: I got it. A few hours later. Dr. Mosan: This should do it. A robot Santa. Who would have thought? Health Guy: I did. Dr. Mosan: Sigh. …You do like to spend your time here, don’t you? Why don’t you go home. Health Guy: This isn’t my house? Oh boy. Don’t look in your fridge, I knew I didn’t eat that missing Pizza. Dr. Mosan: That is my pizza. Health Guy: Is this huge bobble head toy yours to? Dr. Mosan: That’s not a bobble head, it’s Dr. Granso. Dr. Granso looks at Health Guy. Health Guy: What kind of name is that for a bobble head? Dr. Mosan chases Health Guy into the street. Robot Santa: Merry Christmas. A screw became loose in the Robot Santa. The Robot Santa gets up and walks out. Robot Santa: Destroy! Destroy!… Sigh I wish I had a bigger vocabulary. Outside. Captain price: Hello, Dr. Granso. Ready for the big Parade tomorrow, one lucky person will get to dress up as Super Spandex man, the rip off version of … I mean the hero of all time. Ninja Shell: Super Spandex man? Captain price: Yes, even with my great skill, it is hard to get someone to buy a figure of him. Builder walks up to Dr. Mosan, Ninja Shell and Captain price. Builder: Ohhh Super spandex man. Captain price: Ohh yes, a great present for your children. Builder: Children …yes. Builder shifts his eyes. Next day. Dr. Mosan realizes that the robot Santa is missing. Dr. Mosan: How odd I thought I left it here, oh well I’ll check about it after the parade. Wonder who is going to be lucky and be randomly chosen to dress up as super Spandex man. Wait a minute there is a screw. That means one of his screws came loose, that could make him go crazy and blow up things. Dr. Mosan joins crowd to see parade. Ninja with microphone: Hello and welcome to the Pato and Ninja show, we’re here at the parade live. You should be here too seeing as it is happening outside your window. How about you get off your… Cell mate (interrupts): Ah… What are you doing?, there is no camera here. Ninja: Of course there is it’s right in front of you. Elinna: … That’s a window. Ninja: Ohhh boy. Pato quick say something to get these people away from me. Pato: Don’t go into work today! Bird: Toast! What a lunch. Even though stealing doughnuts is what I am known for. I am the greatest doughnut thief in the world! … Oh crap I said that out loud. Bird swoops down to catch Pato. Pato ducks making the Bird fly passed him into a Knight. The Knight falls into the Princess’s arms. Princess: You know it’s usually the other way round, when someone gets married. You know the man holds… Knight (interrupts): Aghhhh! Knight runs away. Monster with kids: Who wants to pull a cracker? Kids: Me! Me! Monster and kids pull cracker. Waldo comes out of cracker. Waldo: You blew my cover. Judge and guards chase him. Guard: Sieze him! Judge: What he said. Captain Price ( on microphone): Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the Jerugo parade. One lucky person will be randomly picked to play Super Spandex Man. Now on with the parade. Box: Sigh I’m the only one who hasn’t said anything yet. Gerven Hood: Actually I haven’t either. Box: … I m bored, all you can do at a parades is watch people wave moving slowly by. I … Ohhh it’s Santa. Gerven Hood: That’s not Santa it’s an evil Robot Santa. Box: How do you know it’s evil ? Gerven Hood: Have you ever played Portal? Box: Ohh … I miss GLaDOS. Robot Santa: Destroy! Robot Santa pulls out grenade launcher and aims it at the Christmas tree. Nintendo vice president: Oh no not the Christmas tree! Dr. Mosan: I have to do something. Think. … ah. Dr. Mosan looks at Super Spandex Man costume and puts it on . Dr. Mosan throws boomerang at Robot Santa’s rocket Launcher knocking it out of his hands. Robot Santa: No. Now you must die ! Dr. Mosan: Luckily I have my Nail gun in my belt. Super Spandex attack. Dr. Mosan shots nail where the loose screw fell out. Robot Santa: Merry Christmas! Everybody sings a carol. (Out of story) Roman: That was it. Fletch: Hey this happened yesterday. I just read it off the newspaper. Roman: My story would have elves. Fletch: You want Elves! Here. Fletch puts on Elf hat on Roman. Roman: Ehh… Is there anything else you want to say? Fletch: Ohh… Yes, when I finish a quest there’s nothing I want to do more than… Roman (interrupts): Ahh… we don’t advertise. Fletch: Ohh… Okay if you inviting your Grandmother around the Christmas season hide your missal toe. She has a small moustache. Roman and Fletch: Merry Christmas!
Hello again friends, I hope you have a nice Christmas, there should be further updates berfore then anyway.
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"I didn't get where I am today by wearing underpants decorated with Beethoven."
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Written on Monday 22 December 2008 by falcon
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Aaron:
Tis the season for madness. 
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Brisingr:
Good xmas special, Nice portal reference 
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