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Merry Christmas and the painful to read FRA Christmas special 2009, that's about it

Greetings, I'm sure you are aware of today being Christams eve and so I have created FRA Christmas special 2009. Unfortunately the next chapter of the Secret battle for Earth is not up in the Warehouse yet but will be in the next post. I hope you enjoy it and have a merry Christmas.

The adventures of Fletch and Roman Christmas special 2009

Narrator: Why, hello again! Unfortunately Roman and Fletch have made a Christmas special 2009 episode. I hope you enjoy it, have a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Roman: Ahhh, Hello it’s Christmas time again. Which means it’s time for Christmas classics to be ripped off and we place a different name on it. This time I will be telling a story of Christmas cheer and… ehhh. You get the picture don’t you?

Fletch: Alright, will you be telling us the story of the Evil robot Santa and how Dr. Mosan saved the day?

Roman: No… we did that last year.

Fletch: Fine I’ll just watch Elf. I suggest whoever is reading this would do the same.

Roman: Anyway, on Christmas eve Ebenezer salad Judge, was trying his best to ruin Christmas cheer for everybody as he hadn’t received a Christmas card but had forgotten the Postmen were on strike.

(Into Story)

Judge: Bah Mars bar! If I haven’t received a Christmas card, I will ruin Christmas for everyone by stealing their presents. Then they will go crazy, only to see that Santa remembered me when bringing their presents. Yes, it is Santa’s punishment for not bringing me any Christmas cards.

Robot Santa walks by

Robot Santa: Hmmm…and people thought I was nasty.

A few hours later Ebenezer salad Judge dressed in a Santa suit slips down Chimneys with a sac.

He enters Health Guy’s house and is about to steal his presents when the Ghost of Captain Price appears.

Captain Price: Oi!, what are you doing? Those aren’t your presents.

Judge: Aren’t you the guy that tried to make everyone fat by building an arcade?

Captain Price: Well, yes but this is miles worse… stealing Christmas presents. Tsk, that is nasty Ceaser salad and here I was about to steal the presents myself only to find you beat me to it. That hurts my feelings. What have you got to say for yourself?

Judge: The names Ebenezer but you wouldn’t know that would you, where’s my Christmas card?

Judge runs off before Captain Price can tell him the postmen were on strike.

Judge tries the Dancing Artichoke’s house.

Judge: Ahhh, yes now I can steal presents in peace.

The Christmas tree falls on top of him as he tries to get the presents.

Judge: Oh no,… well with the racket I’ve made I may as well listen to Christmas music.

Judge plays the Christmas music.

Judge: I love Christmas, no wait … I’m supposed to be angry.

The Dancing Artichoke walks to him.

Dancing Artichoke: Hey, you’re not Santa your Judge, what are you doing. Oh… You’re not a Christmas present are you?

Judge: Eh…No I’ve just come to steal your presents due to the fact that nobody has written me a Christmas card.

The Dancing Artichoke puts up his tree and Judge jumps to his feet.

Dancing Artichoke: Oh…well, you do realize the postmen were on strike until yesterday.

Judge: No that’s not true…You can’t be my father.

Dancing Artichoke: What? Are you re-acting Star Wars again?

Judge: Yes, fine…I know but what you implied was gibberish. I would have spotted the fact that there were letters pouring out of my front door, but it’s only snow, very sharp snow. Good day to you.

Judge leaves the Dancing Artichoke’s house and is crossing the street when he is confronted by Colonel Eye patch.

Colonel Eye patch: Hello, Judge. Beautiful night, isn’t it?

Judge: What? You’re not dead, why are you white?

Colonel Eye patch: Walked into the middle of a snowball fight while enjoying my hike through the hills. All covered, it isn’t dandruff…No, no.

Judge: Ohh, well I guess my present to you won’t be helpful then. That’s if it isn’t dandruff, which it really isn’t. Why are you up anyway?

Colonel Eye Patch: I misplaced my warm milk and… keys to my house.

Judge: In can see the keys in you’re front pocket. Well, since you’re here I might as well explain why I am out here.

Judge explains everything.

Colonel Eye patch: The post men were on strike until yesterday. Come I’ll show you.

The Judge and Colonel Eye patch are at Judge’s house.

Colonel Eye patch: There they are, that’s not snow. It does look like it though. Hmm…I better not role around in it. My paper cut sense will go crazy. Oh yeah my sixth sense is sensing the risk of paper cuts.

Judge: What? I’ve been grumping around over nothing! It looks like my Christmas feelings of joy and merriness are returning. I have to put up my Christmas cards now, Good night .Have a merry Christmas and a brilliant new year!

(Out of story)

Fletch: What? Is the story finished?

Roman: At least I created my own story instead off reading it out of the newspaper. Aren’t you supposed to be watching Elf?

Fletch: I tried but our weird DVD player which looks like a toaster, wouldn’t keep it in.

Roman: Ehh, that is a toaster, well Elinna, you remember her don’t you?

Elinna: That’s the DVD player over there.

Judge: I don’t get it why was I called Ebenezer salad? Is it some sort of joke to do with food?

Roman: How did everybody get in here? Oh well…I hope you enjoyed this episode.

Roman and Fletch: Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Quote of the day

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world and in here is the dream.

Jake Sully

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Written on Thursday 24 December 2009 by falcon


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Aaron:
Well at least Judge became merry in the end.

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Aaron:
Well at least Judge became merry in the end.

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Joh:
Damn that grinch Judge!

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Brisingr:
Merry Xmas, ahh my eyes, sorry there is too much text for me there :P

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